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Top Ten Things To Do When Life Happens! March 14, 2012

What happens when the best laid plan does not come together?

Well depending on the person it could go really wrong.  But what I’ve learned is regardless of the plan here is my top ten list on how to deal with the disappointment.

1   Pout like nobody’s business and make sure you tell everyone about your foiled plan.
2   My favorite, flop around the floor like a fish out of water
3   Get a brown sack if you tend to hyper-ventilate start breathing now
4   Jog around the building if you have your running shoes on until you pass out
5   Chocolate, lots of it helps especially if you hate the taste of chocolate, then you have a valid reason to call  in sick the next day.
6   Caramel is my candy of choice, make sure you stock up on boxes of caramel to keep on hand for days like this.  If your son bans you from them, take his allowance away.
7   Call a girl-friend and vent for 30 minutes on speaker phone to disturb everyone around you
8   If you live in a cubicle start chunking paper clips at your next door cubicle neighbor
9   Boycott cooking for the week, that should make the kiddo’s happy
10 Leave the building for an hour, doubt if anyone will look for you

Now if all this does not work (all in fun of course), what seems to work for me is to do 1 thru 5, scream a little bit more, decide I’m going to get past it and then move onto Plan B or whatever plan is next.